Optimism Pillows

'Well I always wanted to be one of the movers and shakers...I've been diagnosed with Parkinson's.'

"Have some coffee, you'll feel better."

Think positive.

'Thank goodness we invested in long term bonds.'

'You see extinction as a problem, Earl, while I view it as a wonderful opportunity for personal growth!'

The power of positive thinking is born, followed immediately by the birth of the politely bemused, cynical retort.

Pessimists v Optimists.

Opportunity to demonstrate optimistic attitude

'Don't be downhearted, Larry. I believe that when life slams a door in your face, it always opens another one for you somewhere else!'

Man who looks on bright side sells sunglasses.

True Humility - Curate's Egg.

'Normally, I'm not an optomist, but in this case the glass is half full.'

'There, Mr Optimist. Now how full is it?'

Sisyphus Sawyer

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

'There's nothing I can do for you, Ms. Brown - Your optimism is incurable.'

"You know, honestly I see it as half full."

"Oh I don't think it's as bad as all that. In fact, I think we're in the golden age of something which we won't even realize it's the golden age of until many years from now."

'He's an incorrigible optimist!'

'Could be worse.'

Man has a storm over his head, which ends up growing a flower on his head.

'It's okay. I can telecommute.'

"At least we no longer have that giant fly problem."

'Perk up. Just think of all that interest piling up at more than 5% per annum.'

'I feel like I'm really going to make a difference today.'

Area around a woman remains dry in a rainstorm.

'I'm having an energy crisis.'

Bob Smith: Asking For It

Tom's last day.

'Say, wasn't that the bluebird of happiness?'

'It happens.'

'He puts a positive spin on everything.'

She had a sunny personality. He had to wear sunblock just remain miserable.

"Don't think of this as losing our lease, think of it as enjoying an open-space work environment."

'Look at it this way...your frown has been turned upside down.'