Outdoor Thriller Gifts

Scenic Look OUT!!

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

"Isn't this fun?"

'This is you, enlarged.'

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

"My creative writing professor suggested that I write about what I know...from my own experience!"

A man runs on the water from a shark.

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

'Do you want to see a movie tonight?'

"No, we’re not lost, Claire. And yes, I have seen ‘Deliverance’!"

'The close Ops surveillance people have just sent these photo's over and we now strongly suspect that Jimmy the Greek is onto us...'

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

"Now THAT'S what I call a surprise ending!!"

Cars at the drive in.

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

'It's had the best reviews I've ever written.'

'Hello, Ralph? Come on over and bring a ladder, I have one up a tree.'