Outdoor Skills T-Shirts

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

"Outdoor skills got a little carried away this year!"

"Hmm. I don't believe there is a fill body version of a tied-seat harness."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Remote control pirate bully

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

A Good Batch.

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

You Are Here

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Holiday time.

Faster, Georges, faster!

Skiing.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Giraffe Umbrella

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Support Group for a Good Problem

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"Tommy!"

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

Bring your own inflatable.