Outdoor Picnic Humorists T-Shirts

Dogs with alcohol collars.

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Skiing.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Irritable trowel syndrome.

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

Roads with a view.

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

Bird Symbol Hunting

LOOK BHIND U!

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

"Have you farted. . . ?"

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

Fork in the trail.

'I just know baby is getting as much out of this world trip as we are.'

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

Ants stealing from the picnic.

Deer about to cut rope of gun being lifted to hunter in tree.

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

Ranger has sign saying 'Do not feed the bears'. Bear crosses out sign to read 'Feed the bears'.