Outdoor Office Pioneer Gifts

'I thought a camping trip would keep your mind off work. What I'd like to know is how you got your desk out here without me knowing.'

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

Office Park

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile. . .'

Free-range C.E.O.s

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

"Hmmm... business park you say."

"See? I told you it was possible to mix business with pleasure."

Book Igloo

A plunger in an outhouse

'Hey, Mom, you have a farmer's tan.'

"So I can eat better here at work."

"All our phone sales staff are free range."

'This looks like a good spot to catch up on our email.'

Topiary Portraits

Rotisserie Chicken Rope Maker

"We feel we've simply taken the classic 'open door' corporate culture model to its logical conclusion!"

"I spend so much time in traffic, I turned my car into a mobile office."

Indoor Ice Fishing.

Silo sweet silo

"Mrs. Dillof ... Mr. Dillof?"

'Gerald loves an afternoon relaxing in the garden.'

"He is very competitive. . . when he read about someone 'growing' a garden chair and he decided to grow a recliner and HDTV with surround sound system."

'Dude, look. I took a snowboard and cut it in half... I think I just invented a new sport!'

'As a matter of fact, he's outside working on his swing right now.'

'How did things go down at the glacier today, dear?'

'As you know, Lord, Larry just loved his little cubicle.'

"It's Mrs Jackson. Could you chuck a few more rubber bands in her border, she's run out."

"Everyone agreed to come back to the office once they said we could bring our dogs."

Inventing a better wheelbarrow.

'Boss, I'm still out here trying to land some customers. See you back at the office.'