Outdoor Office Lover Gifts

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile. . .'

Office Park

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

Lemonade Inc.

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone who's more likely to be followed than following."

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Busy office.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

"On reflection i think i could have coped with just 340' feedback."

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

401K

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

"It's amazing to think he started out in the lobby."

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

"Jones is our go-to-thankless-job-guy!"

'This has been a test. Had this been an actual corporate takeover...'

The Workaholics Building

'If he applies himself, there's no limit to what he won't be able to accomplish.'

"Today's meeting will be endless, with a half-hour break for lunch."

"Oops! Wrong plug."

Congratulations on your promotion.

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'