Outdoor Office Escape Gifts

'Boss, I'm still out here trying to land some customers. See you back at the office.'

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

Office Park

'I hear they're letting you go. Your family must have paid the ransom.'

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

Stress

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile. . .'

Man Looking Through Window

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

"I take it you're not heartbroken to be leaving the firm!"

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

'I thought a camping trip would keep your mind off work. What I'd like to know is how you got your desk out here without me knowing.'

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

"This job is gonna eat me alive."

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

'...I don't want people to get the impression that I'm so passionate about my work that I'll be taking it with me!...'

'Harland has never been away from his Blackberry this long.'

'Sorry to leave you in the lurch but this trip is important'

"Hmmm... business park you say."

Elevator/Open Range

'I'm married to my job, and now it wants a trial separation!'

Frustrated at the office.

"How was your day?"

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

Free-range C.E.O.s

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."