Outdoor Life Mugs

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'One thing about being chronically unemployed -- we're safe from work-related injuries.'

And many other things you have not seen there before.

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

'I became Free-Range a long time ago when I managed to pick the lock of my cage and escape...'

'Sheep are made of wool, why don't they shrink when it rains?'

Bitchbark Canoe

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Glastonbury. After.

Remote control pirate bully

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

A Good Batch.

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

The Zoo.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"No no, I said sit!!"

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

You Are Here

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Skiing.

Holiday time.

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Faster, Georges, faster!

Local Knowledge

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'