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A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'One thing about being chronically unemployed -- we're safe from work-related injuries.'

And many other things you have not seen there before.

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

'I became Free-Range a long time ago when I managed to pick the lock of my cage and escape...'

'Sheep are made of wool, why don't they shrink when it rains?'

Bitchbark Canoe

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Glastonbury. After.

Remote control pirate bully

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

A Good Batch.

The Zoo.

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

You Are Here

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Holiday time.

Faster, Georges, faster!

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Skiing.

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

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