Outdoor Labor Pillows

Man labouring over vegetable patch

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Yardless: Please help

Relaxing in the Sun

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

What are we doing today? Installing raised beds. Then we'll plant them for a couple who want organic vegetables. Brilliant, Dad. Tree's Tree Nursery. You take the hard work out of gardening. Right. And give it to me! Right again!

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

Employment Agency. I didn't hire him -- Those bipedal guys are are afraid to get their hands dirty.

'Best to keep downwind.'

"Welcome to the United States."

"Hmmm... business park you say."

"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!"

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

"See? I told you it was possible to mix business with pleasure."

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

'Hey, Mom, you have a farmer's tan.'

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

Mower Repair

A plunger in an outhouse

A tree with leaves; a rake standing upright in a pile of leaves.

Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm off work. Let's catch some rays! You already have a great tan from your job! You don't need to go sunbathing. Oh, yes I do!

Danny reminds his dad that he had forgotten to pay him for raking the yard.

Orienteering 101

"But....but....isn't that a puff of cloud I see approaching?"

"Larry...GRUNT!...next time you feel like giving that extra 10 percent at work...would you mind giving it to someone else?...GRUNT!"

'Today we learned how to make knots!'

"Outdoor skills got a little carried away this year!"

"Yo... come on... you can at least turn your head."

"I wasn't getting any work done at home, so I thought I'd try somewhere hot, bright and uncomfortable."

Head Gardener