Outdoor Labor Mugs

Man labouring over vegetable patch

Yardless: Please help

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Relaxing in the Sun

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

'Best to keep downwind.'

"Welcome to the United States."

"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!"

"Hmmm... business park you say."

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

"See? I told you it was possible to mix business with pleasure."

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

Mower Repair

'Hey, Mom, you have a farmer's tan.'

A tree with leaves; a rake standing upright in a pile of leaves.

A plunger in an outhouse

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

Orienteering 101

"Outdoor skills got a little carried away this year!"

'Today we learned how to make knots!'

"Larry...GRUNT!...next time you feel like giving that extra 10 percent at work...would you mind giving it to someone else?...GRUNT!"

"But....but....isn't that a puff of cloud I see approaching?"

Head Gardener

The Farmer

"Yo... come on... you can at least turn your head."

"I wasn't getting any work done at home, so I thought I'd try somewhere hot, bright and uncomfortable."