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"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

Glastonbury. After.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Painting clouds

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Sausages.

"I've just barbecued my head again."

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Barbeque Casualty.

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

His New Grillfriend

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

Ode to a Grill

"You like yours well done, right?"

Turtle Trailer Court

"He was WOK-ing in a winter wonderland."

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

Holiday Supplies

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"