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"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

Glastonbury. After.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

Painting clouds

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"I've just barbecued my head again."

Sausages.

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

Barbeque Casualty.

His New Grillfriend

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

Ode to a Grill

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"You like yours well done, right?"

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

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"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

"Not to mention the park view."

Beginning Yarder.