Outdoor Festival Fan Pillows

Barry the banjo.

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Face painting.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Pumpkin patch

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"I love you too, big guy."

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

Camping-Pong

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Pearly King and Queen

"Free Bird!"

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

The Running of the Brie

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Tunnel of love"

The dark side of Halloween.

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

Tunnel of Whale Guts

I came, I saw, I partied!

ATM withdrawal

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

Just fifty miles north of Easter Island...

'What d'you mean, I never take you anywhere-who took you to the Festival of Britain?'

"May I come back in? I'm sorry I said that thing about your breath."

Pamplona Station

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'