Summer Festival Fan Pillows

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

Art for Sale

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Pumpkin patch

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Polygamists' Picnic

Sunbathing in the park

Pearly King and Queen

"Free Bird!"

Liam Gallagher.

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Movie Awards. That movie always comes alone and never stays for the after-party. It's an independent film.

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

The dark side of Halloween.

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

"It makes you look old."

Just fifty miles north of Easter Island...

Remember to lash from the outside!

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."

Pamplona Station

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

Outskirts of town with sign: 'Entering Centerville - a town without a film festival.'

God save the Queen.

'Fete' Man going towards 'Beer tent' Woman going towards 'Cake tent'

Face painting children with no facial features.

Cornucopia

Face painting - children have no faces

Jesus and the Peeps

Happy Halloween!

Pumpkin Time!

Hey guys, great Purim costumes! Do you have a theme?

'Next year we'll bring the turkey.'