Outdoor Expeditionist T-Shirts

'You say you've been hibernating in Alaska for the past 25 years. Do you think you can drive an SUV up the side of a mountain?'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Glastonbury. After.

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

A Good Batch.

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Wildlife

'Not that net!'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

You Are Here

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Portrait of a Lady"

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Fly Football

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Gardener attacked by plants.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.