Outdoor Event Enthusiast Mugs

"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Bring your own inflatable.

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Allotment

Fly Fishing

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Fishing sign.

'More bubbles!'

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Country Bumpkin.

The Brothers Grime

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Bike Rides

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Sport Utility Boot.

"He loves his leaf blower."

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'