Outdoor Dining Dreamer T-Shirts

'I should have known there would be a catch when you suggested eating out!'

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Prosecco Peacock

The Martini is invented.

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

The Camp, Pt. 1

'What's a picnic without ants?'

'New Barbeque.'

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

Rabbits picknick

'I'm getting the shrimp - it sounds really yummy!'

'This Chardonnay is so over-oaked, it comes with a 2-year service contract from Terminix.'

When Dinosaurs Roamed the Restaurants

'The lunch menu has sure picked up since they built the alfresco area.'

"This is a terrible table!"

Royal Picnic

Picnic Under the Apple Tree

'We'll try this Darling...' (Picnic Security)

'It really is nice to eat out once in a while!'

"Rain or shine, me and you can do fondue!" "I'm ready for some yum!"

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

'I tried the new restaurant today: they have a three course menu...'

"...And then beyond the lawn, a lily pool with fountains and..."

"Soup?"