Outdoor Dining Dreamer T-Shirts

'I should have known there would be a catch when you suggested eating out!'

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Prosecco Peacock

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

The Martini is invented.

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

The Camp, Pt. 1

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

'New Barbeque.'

'What's a picnic without ants?'

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

When Dinosaurs Roamed the Restaurants

'This Chardonnay is so over-oaked, it comes with a 2-year service contract from Terminix.'

'I'm getting the shrimp - it sounds really yummy!'

Rabbits picknick

'The lunch menu has sure picked up since they built the alfresco area.'

"This is a terrible table!"

Humble beginnings of the International House of Pancakes

Royal Picnic

"Rain or shine, me and you can do fondue!" "I'm ready for some yum!"

'It really is nice to eat out once in a while!'

Picnic Under the Apple Tree

'We'll try this Darling...' (Picnic Security)

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

"...And then beyond the lawn, a lily pool with fountains and..."

'I tried the new restaurant today: they have a three course menu...'