Outdoor Artisan Pillows

Topiary Portraits

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"I love your work!"

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

Leaf blowers at dawn.

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

"Hmmm... business park you say."

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

Old man with zimmer frame waters tree being supported by a walking stick.

Book Igloo

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

Man Painting Road.

Paint-By-Numbers in Nature

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

Painter Sheltering Under His Canvas.

'Oh Darren, I just love what you've done with your dung.'

'Me, a duck hunter? Shucks, no, I'm a musician. Wanna hear me play 'Swannee River' on my duck caller?'

Artist Hazards

Cellist

Rotisserie Chicken Rope Maker

A pumpkin gets cosmetic surgery

The plein air painters of Kansas

"He is very competitive. . . when he read about someone 'growing' a garden chair and he decided to grow a recliner and HDTV with surround sound system."

"It's nearly perfect, dear...you just have to plant the flowers the coloured side up..."

Rude Devil Snow Angel

Two ladies practising the trombones.

Violin Maker