Outdoor Activities Cheat Gifts

Roller-skates and Walking the Dogs

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Remote control pirate bully

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

A Good Batch.

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"No no, I said sit!!"

You Are Here

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Holiday time.

Faster, Georges, faster!

Skiing.

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Fly Football

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Giraffe Umbrella

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

Cat in a tank...

"Tommy!"