Out-of-this-world Teen T-Shirts

Pubescents in Space.

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Text Culture

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

Child hooking into a television

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

"I'm asking you to write your name on the board. Surely you don't need your smart phone to help you spell your name!"

Social Networking.

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

"Never mind your technology, in my day we had to deliver our jokes by hand!"

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

'I think Benjamin like me. He linked my homepage to his homepage.'

'I'm NOT trying to break in and change my grades. I'm only trying to change the school lunch menu.'

"Wh@_I_Did_During_My_Whole_Summer_Vacation."

"I don't know...but it seems like nothing ever changes around here. It's like we've been 15 years old forever!"

“Honestly class, where are your minds?!”

When it comes to texting, she's all thumbs.'

ALMOST SLEEPING BEAUTY

'Would you stop with the Twitter alerts already? I'm standing right behind you.'

"Spirit! Are you a chatbot?"

"No, I'm not doing my homework, but I am watching a YouTube video of someone doing theirs."