Out-of-this-world Teen Prints

Pubescents in Space.

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Text Culture

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"I'm asking you to write your name on the board. Surely you don't need your smart phone to help you spell your name!"

Social Networking.

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

Child hooking into a television

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

"Never mind your technology, in my day we had to deliver our jokes by hand!"

'I think Benjamin like me. He linked my homepage to his homepage.'

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

ALMOST SLEEPING BEAUTY

"Wh@_I_Did_During_My_Whole_Summer_Vacation."

"I don't know...but it seems like nothing ever changes around here. It's like we've been 15 years old forever!"

When it comes to texting, she's all thumbs.'

'I'm NOT trying to break in and change my grades. I'm only trying to change the school lunch menu.'

"Spirit! Are you a chatbot?"

"No, I'm not doing my homework, but I am watching a YouTube video of someone doing theirs."

"I just read on the internet that I shouldn't believe everything I read on the internet."