"Who knew we'd be a desirable demographic?"
Otherworldly Marketer Prints
Explore striking prints that capture the essence of your otherworldly marketer’s cosmic creativity. Ideal for inspiring their out-of-this-world ideas or decorating a creative space.
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"That's our new church mascot."
'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'
Floss Street Vendor
'I'm sending him out to drum up new business.'
Child selling cold lemonade in the winter
'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'
"Monsieur Proust, we would like to discuss product placement for one of our cakes...."
"Where should we target our advertising dollars? "Hold on, I'm checking my website."
Doomsday marketing
'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'
"Attendance is way down. He's just trying to jazz up the place..."
Sun Dried Ice Cubes
The Death Star gets a marketing makeover.
"Psst! I got mantras. You need a mantra? Mantras right here..."
'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'
Madame Zola - Bitcoin futures
Visit Santa today...sponsored by Acme Razor Company
"Childbirth just isn't keeping pace with modern marketing. We still don't come with a manufacturing warranty.
"Alternatively we could make them all sexy."
Man in puzzle shop looks at staff picks which are individual puzzle pieces.
"I don't know what it means, but since my mom added that word, sales have gone through the roof."
Advertising meets cryptozoology...
"See? You don't need fancy window displays to attract attention...just get some police tape!"
'He brings a bizarrely different perspective to our marketing.'
Free Hamster, "That's novel, getting a free hamster with every meal."
Johnny Appleseed's less popular brother, Joey Kiwi.
Taster's Choice. The Movie. TC. Making films from old TV shows is one thing, but
"Aye, I be Red-Beard, Master of my ship, Lord of my crew, bloodthirsty terror of the seas... but I still can't sign for Marketing without a delegation form."
For a good trial, call Ed Beegley attorney...
'It's true, you're a big star: The Zoo has posted photos of you all over town...'
'Do you want to buy this cow from 'Windy Field Farm'?'
'My manager thought this might help me sell a few more CDs.'
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