Orthodontic Adventure Seeker Gifts

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

The Hobby Store

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

"Hey, Doris. I'm learning some interesting things about animals from my trail camera! For instance, I never knew that bears were capable of making obscene paw gestures!"

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

Cow Pilot.

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

'My, that's some cavity' (words echo on)

"Up here! Beef jerky, trail mix, energy bars!"

"Sorry, dude. You've been voted out of the pack!"

"Skunk! How is it?"

'Tut. Now I suppose we'll have to hear all about her holiday!'

"This weather changes in a heart-beat! I moved here last year and am never sure how to dress!"

I suppose this probably counts as an adverse event.

"They say two feet of snow came down last night!"

I don't have the keys.

'Do you realize this is the third time we've packed up and moved to Canada?'

"I'm going to do some gardening.Have you seen my ear protectors?"

'I got to sit down. I feel a pain in my lower back coming on.'

Snowmen

Leave Only Footprints, Take Only Photos.

This scrimmage, I'll assess your individual talents. Coach. I'll be checking out each of you! Though that would have been easier

"I used to have buck teeth. Now I have 5,000-buck teeth."

'It's to protect me from the splattering. Now open wide.'

"We definitely weren't that happy on our way up."

'Baby's teething.'

"Hey, look...Reverend Brown is here too!"

"I'm not cooking that thing!"