Ornament Wrangler Pillows

Dog bouncing on chair to pick off all the Christmas tree decorations.

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

The First Martian Dog.

"What did you download at school today?"

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

King kong 5 G.

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

How Many It Takes

"Legal and accounting were O.K. with it, but I had trouble getting it past archery."

Cow Pilot.

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

Automation of Security

'I bet those are the accident reports.'

'A willingness to sacrifice yourself to bring 'peace and succor to the suffering' is all very well Mother Theresa but I don't think it makes up for your lack of knowledge of current hand sanitisation protocols.'

'Did you want me, boss?'

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

'Hi this is Brussels - we're going to need to order some more red tape.'

"I need you to line up by attention span."

'And the 4 years it took him to get the permit teaches him a lot about doing business in the U.S.'

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"What's it like, working with your hands?"

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

Two robots are playing table football.

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'