Organizing Octopus Prints

Where your mind & battle are los

Let's get organized

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"You do like octopus?"

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Gay Times...

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

Good Luck!

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

"I see you've security marked your property."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Ironing day.

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

A businesswoman's desk breaks under the weight of the 'in' pile

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

"Much ado list"

Catalogue of little books.

"I was just finishing up some spring cleaning."

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"