Organized Religion Gifts

"We're raising money for our church so our preacher can get a new luxury jet...!"

'I think I see why attendance has been down.'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

In basket-case.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Out and In.

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

Can do...No can do

Storm in the out tray

Here and There Trays

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

"Morning, all!"

"I didn't spark joy."

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

What My Day Feels Like

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

Organization is not rocket science!

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'