Organized Optimizer Mugs

Maude gets rid of all the useless stuff that is cluttering up the house on Ebay.

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Where your mind & battle are los

Let's get organized

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

Gay Times...

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

Good Luck!

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

Maybe clean out your wallet

"I see you've security marked your property."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"By labeling it, I control it."

'We believe in using performance-enhancing drugs here.. they're called bonuses.'

Ironing day.

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

A businesswoman's desk breaks under the weight of the 'in' pile

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

Catalogue of little books.

"Much ado list"

"I was just finishing up some spring cleaning."

Florist. A vase for everything and everything in its vase.

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

What can I play?