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'There's a mistake. I ordered a TV, not an A.T.V.'

This magazine has terrific ideas on de-cluttering. Let's hear. Start with just on pile. But which? How about this one? Good choice. It's magazines with terrific articles on de-cluttering. Next: magazines with bad articles!

"And we give you sixty seconds to complete your order or Joey does it for you."

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

'We believe in using performance-enhancing drugs here.. they're called bonuses.'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

'You've been rearranging the furniture again, haven't you?'

"It's a terrific space, Tony—but do you think the TV will fit?"

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

The Devolution of Man

The Complete Cycle.

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

"And these are the Andersons, our tenants."

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

Castle Efficiency

"I'd consider taking out this appendix you'renot using and greatly expanding your kidney area."

'The town I grew up in was so affluent they used to close the schools in honor of options expiration day.'

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also beating the spread."

"You said to start the laundry and bathe the cat, so I thought I could save time if..."

"That's your tiny house!"

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

Avoidance of Situation/Work required to succeed.

Kids' energy levels

'How do you like the new cubicle?' - 'Can I have my old office back please.'

Silly man ordered a bed that is too big for his room.

"Lay off the junk food, your pancreas is rusty"

'Office real estate' lifting weights

"I, too, like being festive, but since we live in a nest, space is a factor."