Organizational Optimizers Mugs

Supply Chain

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

"Business has been steady."

A catch-all is born.

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

"I'd consider taking out this appendix you'renot using and greatly expanding your kidney area."

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also beating the spread."

Mysterious installation of Mr. Pinch

'Hmmm, the 27th you say... Yes, I'm away that day, so I guess it's OK for you to play...'

"You know me. Never criticize,always optimize. The eternal Ms. Masking Tape."

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

"Lay off the junk food, your pancreas is rusty"

Man sees sign on betting shop door listing odds on when the proprietor will come back from lunch.

'I'm afraid we had to cancel the 'perfect planning' seminar. By the time we got around to booking the hotel was full and speaker we hoped to use died in 1967...'

Desk Tray: 'In One Ear' and 'Out The Other'

"Ok, you wash, you dry...."

"The art class look - oh, you mean flung shui?"

Derision/Leader/Respect

Businessman sitting at desk with IN, OUT, UP, DOWN, OVER, AROUND, THROUGH nameplates on desk.

To do list

"We're from the TV show, Gadget Hoarders. You're so bad, we're doing a two-hour special on you."