Organizationally Challenged Pillows

Lost and Found: 'Now where did I put my keys'

"I consider myself to be a counterproductive member of society."

"Dear diary, what the heck did you do with my car keys?!"

Office Diaries

"I misplace everything, yet there always seems to be more of it."

"A banana Grace left in my room four weeks ago."

"It took a few days, but I've finally adapted to working at home. Another week and I'll be feral."

"My room was clean last week, it's not my fault you missed it."

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Off Duty.

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Tic-tac-toe

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Lost around a military base.

"You haven't been laid off because you're the designated scapegoat."

Disinformation booth.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

'Galileo, I said a right at the corner and then a left.'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

"Sometimes it helps to turn a question around. Why not you?"

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

"Next time I tell you to take a left, just don’t listen to me."

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

Business Sisyphus

'Sorry I'm late everybody,I got lost.'

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

'So much for your internal compass.'