Workplace Challenges Pillows

"Have you ever considered another line of work?"

Sisyphus pushing smiling boulder up hill.

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

'You can't cash your paychecks until your 6 month probation is satisfactorily over.'

'Bernice . . . could you come in here please? Bring a can of hairspray and a cigarette lighter!'

"You having a hard time finding qualified workers?"

"With most new hires, we find it takes a good six months for us to fully regret it."

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

'Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade.'

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Courage. Love.

Off Duty.

Tic-tac-toe

"You haven't been laid off because you're the designated scapegoat."

"You will bargain away what little integrity you have left for what little job security you can gain."

"We don't have an exercise room here. You'll stay in shape by climbing the ladder, jumping through hoops, toeing the line..."

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

Business Sisyphus

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

"Rumour has it that you're after my job."

"Is that legal? Can the old man force me to take a performance-enhancing drug."

'How can they call it a shared sacrifice in this bad economy...when your pay cut was 10% and mine, 25%?!'

Sinking sales

A case of runaway forklift Doctor. Do we offer him any compensation?

"Our policy regarding paid vacations is - if you take a vacation, you'll pay for it."

What Sisyphus Learned: "When life gets rough, you sure find out who your friends are!"

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

"Look at me - I can do this!"

'I am sure you will enjoy working here until your inevitable layoff.'

"No, we don't have a pension plan. We don't expect our employees to ever retire."

Happy Days are here again