Organizational Oblivion Gifts

'I'll get back to you... I seem to have misplaced your folder...'

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

"Openness and transparency are a big part of our corporate mythos."

Fumes from furniture

"There are mysteries up here on the 13th floor. Like who keeps locking the exit door? Why is that clock always 12 minutes fast? And who actually eats the liverwurst sandwiches from that machine?"

"Oh, sorry. Wrong workshop."

Morris was finding it more difficult to adjust to the idea of a 'paperless' office than many.

'...in conclusion, we're in the wrong meeting room.'

'I need a house with more counter space!'

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

The unorganised organiser.

I suggest you call technical support.

InOut.

"I consider myself to be a counterproductive member of society."

'That's it, I'm leaving: The new owners are keeping the house way too clean and tidy...'

A Cemetery in Symmetry form

Pizza. I found the remote but now I can't find the TV.

"If we just hold our nerve, poorly-lit homes filled with clutter will become 'a thing'."

Unauthorised Personnel

'I keep it this way on purpose, for speedy reference.'

'You really need to start washing your sock puppets.'

"My desk is full. Call maintenance. I need a fresh one."

Jobs Inc: In and outsource.

Skeletons in the "California Closet"

Omicron Home Office

'It's a new Rupert Murdoch production -- the 'Things You're Better Off Not Knowing' channel.'

'Sir, Tri - cities products on lines 1, 2 and 3.'

"Larry?!"

Sorting out Bills.

The bad news is that I left the claim ticket for my hat in my pants pocket, and I left my pants at the pants-check window. But the good news is that I left the claim ticket for my pants in my hat, so maybe together we can works something out. Hat Check.

"No, for the last time, I don't smell 'something funny.' Perhaps you and I simply have a different sense of humor."

Philosophy Department.

"Mr. Rod, my dad wants to clean the garage tomorrow...and he needs me to pack boxes and haul tons of stuff. It'll probably take all day!"

"Sir, the cleaning lady is here to tidy up your office."