Organizational Nightmare Mugs

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

'I've misplaced everything.'

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"

"Please excuse the mess. We had a major paradigm shift."

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

Accountancy

'It's a 'while you were out' message... This should be interesting.'

"I have a system."

'911!'

Life on Earth - Why bother?

Desk trays: In House and Outsource.

Finish Line

'...in conclusion, we're in the wrong meeting room.'

'Clear your desk. You're fired!'

Needle in a Haystack vs. Thumbtack in a Junk Drawer

"That's where everyone started getting sick of me."

"Dear diary, what the heck did you do with my car keys?!"

"I misplace everything, yet there always seems to be more of it."

"I consider myself to be a counterproductive member of society."

"No...I haven't heard about how we will be 'paperless' by 2018!"

100% effective Talk-Radio alarm.

"I've found concentrating on this forces work stresses to the back of my mind!"

'Get me the solicitors, Miss Smith. This counterclaim business is getting out of hand.'

"My room was clean last week, it's not my fault you missed it."

'It looks like Barracuda Construction is attempting a hostile takeover.'

'Aaahhhh. I love opening air mail envelopes.'

"A banana Grace left in my room four weeks ago."

Jobs Inc: In and outsource.

"FEMA here. No, we haven't had any substantiated reports of earthquakes."

'Do we have a large stock?! MAN we've got that many brooms down here,they're coming out of our ears!'

"Please don't ask me to remind you to do anything else for awhile."