Organizational Nightmare Prints

He hurt himself taking out the Christmas tree? But it's February! That's not all, he tripped over the jack-o-lantern!

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

'I've misplaced everything.'

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"

"Please excuse the mess. We had a major paradigm shift."

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

'It's a 'while you were out' message... This should be interesting.'

Accountancy

I don't consider it "multitasking" when you have to do the same task over and over to get it right!

"I have a system."

'911!'

Life on Earth - Why bother?

Finish Line

Desk trays: In House and Outsource.

'...in conclusion, we're in the wrong meeting room.'

'Clear your desk. You're fired!'

"I misplace everything, yet there always seems to be more of it."

"That's where everyone started getting sick of me."

Needle in a Haystack vs. Thumbtack in a Junk Drawer

"Dear diary, what the heck did you do with my car keys?!"

100% effective Talk-Radio alarm.

"No...I haven't heard about how we will be 'paperless' by 2018!"

"I consider myself to be a counterproductive member of society."

'Get me the solicitors, Miss Smith. This counterclaim business is getting out of hand.'

'It looks like Barracuda Construction is attempting a hostile takeover.'

'Aaahhhh. I love opening air mail envelopes.'

"FEMA here. No, we haven't had any substantiated reports of earthquakes."

"My room was clean last week, it's not my fault you missed it."

Jobs Inc: In and outsource.

'Do we have a large stock?! MAN we've got that many brooms down here,they're coming out of our ears!'

"I've found concentrating on this forces work stresses to the back of my mind!"

"A banana Grace left in my room four weeks ago."