Organizational Nerds Pillows

The Department of Lessons Learned...

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

The Dorrie Decimal System

"I didn't spark joy."

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

'I'm important to note we really are trying hard.'

"Our 'Invest in American' program is saving money by buying orange safety cones from China."

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"

"I need this! A laptop with a cup holder!"

"Please excuse the mess. We had a major paradigm shift."

"Labor Shortage? Why don't we just clone our employees"

'Look at these accident statistics. What can't the government do something about it?'

"Sorry darling, you can't go for a kill tonight. It's census night, it would mess up the data!"

Accountancy

I don't consider it "multitasking" when you have to do the same task over and over to get it right!

"Think of it -- you'd never have to fold another shirt."

"I'm sorry I ever questioned the value of Tetris."

'An 'out' box AND and 'in' box? Hey' I don't need that kind of stress!'

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

Bot Art: After Judith Leyster

"You'll soon get the hang of the simple Linex 3968X with 4936.." Norman began to think he might be better suited to a career in double glazing."

"Get names!"

'Come on, guys, you know what they say: The sour puss never gets the new contract'.'

Who is that little one down there?

"Let's not politicize how screwed we are."

Desk trays: In House and Outsource.

Eco-car - "We've put the exhaust on the inside!"

Industrial Disputes: the Early Years