Organizational Manager T-Shirts

'You definitely need to reorganize. . . to many chiefs, not enough Indians.'

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Staff support"

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Out and In.

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

Here and There Trays

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

'Office' block tightening it's belt

'Mr. Dawson, about when I said 'don't pull any punches'...'

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

Sales chart is buildings in background.

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."