Organization Officer T-Shirts

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

In basket-case.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Out and In.

Storm in the out tray

Can do...No can do

'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'

Here and There Trays

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

"Morning, all!"

"I didn't spark joy."

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

What My Day Feels Like

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'