Organizational Dynamo Pillows

The inventor of an early office organization tool experiences another setback.

How leaders fail

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

Annual run-off at the mouth.

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

Networking

Romance

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

"That one shows our office cliques."

Cossack dancers

'She posted her first blog today.'

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

The role of administration.

In - Out - Pending.

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

"Quick, let's make the decision before everyone else shows up!"

'Working on my computer save me loads of spare time. To do more stuff on my computer.'

"I'm right here. Focused!"

Engineer on the move.

'It takes great courage of conviction to know you're wrong, yet still proceed forward.'

"And keep in mind that the only stupid question is the one that isn't asked. Discussion?"

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

Businessman has in/out boxes labeled: Stay The Course and Cut And Run.

'Miss Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel that call to tech-support.'

Business of Finger-pointing

'My motto is 'Lead, follow or get out of the way!''

Attack of the 50 foot administrative professional.

The power of the blog.

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

'He's always looking for an argument!'

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

'Computer editing software with an obnoxious ego.' 'Look, you really don't want to say that, do you?'

"The buck really stops with him."