Organizational Dynamics Explorer Pillows

"That one shows our office cliques."

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

"This position has become very important to the company."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

The role of administration.

'Oh don't mind him - he's just a great big teddy bear.'

"Call me!"

'Are we us or them?'

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

These young people need everything spelled out to them! I miss the old days, when a wink was a wink, and a nod was a nod.

Group of people.

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

Little by little they increased their influence with the team.

Larry David

"I think deep down he's really pleased the union has a female head for the first time..."

'I'm not getting the support I need.'

"The buck really stops with him."

'Cold hard facts are good, but to complete the picture, here's Brenda from the mailroom with some hot, juicy gossip.'

'Excellent - it's unanimous!'

"It's just the boss building consensus."

Cohesion Of Cohort/Shared Behaviors

'Now that everybody can talk, I keep worrying about what people will say.'

"In this office I'm the dog and you are the sheep! When I bark, you move!"

"In the old days people with small dicks needed big cars. Today they write hate comments against Greta Thunberg."

"It's because her boss has forgotten her birthday."

"Julian is still adjusting to in-person so he'll call in to this meeting from the back of the room."

'If you know what is good for you, you'll let me decide what is good for you.'

"Welcome to the team. Now put on your Groupthing Glasses!"

'I think I've spotted our problem.' (too many consultants)

"I like our inbred isolated corporate culture. It's cozy.'

"Stop signing memos with your initials, no-one is taking them seriously."

'I like your ideas so much Farnsworth, that I've decided to take full credit for them.'

'it's either mass hysteria, or a very effective advertising campaign.'

'The union card does it every time.'