Organizational Dynamics Fan Pillows

VP Moving & Shaking and VP Bobbing, Weaving.

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Who gave you permission to ask for a raise?"

Raptures

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"That one shows our office cliques."

"Here's some of my work for you to do. It should be a refreshing change...for me."

"I thought it would be nice if we had a forum where we could get together and have screaming tantrums."

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

The role of administration.

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

A child as a pet substitute.

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

"Could you please downgrade this to a C? High expectations bring out the worst in my parents."

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

"'Autonomy' is the new BUZZ word! We have to unleash our staff. Professionals like you need to be free to use your own judgement, manage your own workloads...use your initiative."

"You're probably wondering why I called you. It's because I accidentally butt dialed you."

'Be a sweetie and get me a cup of coffee!'

"We need to have a serious talk."

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

Sales Secretary

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

'How could anyone think that this department is under staffed?'

Bears: 'Mummy, mummy can I sleep over at Jessica's this winter.'

'Yoy know perfectly well WHICH corner, Jamie!'

'I'm leaving my wife because of another woman. Her mother.'

Miss Wilkins, I need you to pop in and hang up my phone for me again.

"...and then while I was at soccer practice they moved house."

"The buck really stops with him."

'It's good, Timmy, but it's not refrigerator good.'

Organization Chart

'I want to thank my biological and surrogate Mother, my two Dads.. .'