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Disraeli Cements his Leadership over Conservatives

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"Here's some of my work for you to do. It should be a refreshing change...for me."

"I thought it would be nice if we had a forum where we could get together and have screaming tantrums."

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

A child as a pet substitute.

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

"Could you please downgrade this to a C? High expectations bring out the worst in my parents."

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

Sales Secretary

"You're probably wondering why I called you. It's because I accidentally butt dialed you."

'Be a sweetie and get me a cup of coffee!'

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

"Guess what, Collins? Not my job to remember what I said yesterday."

"We need to have a serious talk."

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

'Yoy know perfectly well WHICH corner, Jamie!'

Bears: 'Mummy, mummy can I sleep over at Jessica's this winter.'

'I'm not getting the support I need.'

"...and then while I was at soccer practice they moved house."

'I'm leaving my wife because of another woman. Her mother.'

'You can't keep rescuing him. If he really wants help, book him an appointment.'

'It's good, Timmy, but it's not refrigerator good.'

'I want to thank my biological and surrogate Mother, my two Dads.. .'

'I need to hire more people. I can't keep making all of these mistakes.'

"Daddy can't help you, son. Daddy's a product of the 'me' generation."