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"I can't get these new codes straight!"

"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."

"We're all just a number here, Finch, and fortunately my number is one."

'A 10M bonus for your thoughts.'

'...and, if your idea is so imaginative, innovative and original, why aren't our competitors doing it?'

"I'm worried. We're small enough to fail, but not big enough to be bailed out!"

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

Bee Chess

Sinking sales

Businessman at the deep end.

'The answer is still no. I may look like a pushover, but I'm not.'

A successful meeting! Only one member left in a rage shouting obcenities.

People hanging on to the horns of the raging bull of 'Business'

Foreclosed

Fight on the top

"Now I don't want to alarm you, but are you familiar with the term 'On the scrapheap'!"

'We think a lot alike - and that threatens my uniqueness to this company.'

"Irma, cancel all my appointments for the next 3 weeks, I need to go home to brood. Tell the board to only contact me on my mobile phone..."

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

"Now, are you here to see the top dog or the queen bee?"

Once again, Daisy had won the 'Employee of the Month' award...'

Workers' Rights

"Actually, there is such a thing as a stupid question, and you've just asked it."

'I like to end these meetings with a group hug, if you'll step out of the cubicles.'

'This job is the cutting edge of female multi-tasking. We need you to perform as if headed for the top. We also need you to never actually get there.'

'You can't do anything right. What you need is confidence.'

Business men line up at the police station

I don't like the looks of this next level.

"Until you've replaced, you're irreplaceable in this company."

"So why do you feel that you're a better person for the job than every other candidate who's shown me résumés with the exact same credentials?"

"Questions have been raised about our leadership skills!"

You spend way too much time and energy stewing over things, Al

'I've tried to set an example for you, but you just don't have the right attitude, Carson.'

'If you really want that promotion, Barnes, you'll swim back to the boat and get my laptop.'

CEO: 'Send a memo reminding everyone I'm still here.'