Office Challenger T-Shirts

"Actually, there is such a thing as a stupid question, and you've just asked it."

"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me."

"We're all just a number here, Finch, and fortunately my number is one."

"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."

'A 10M bonus for your thoughts.'

'Ms. Hatton, take a letter, a number and a hike...'

Bureau of the Damned

Empty Calories Vending Machine.

"I'm worried. We're small enough to fail, but not big enough to be bailed out!"

'Not my short list, O'Neil! You're on my other list!

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

Sinking sales

Businessman at the deep end.

A successful meeting! Only one member left in a rage shouting obcenities.

"No, Dad. All this belongs to me right now. I acquired it in a hostile takeover."

"Irma, cancel all my appointments for the next 3 weeks, I need to go home to brood. Tell the board to only contact me on my mobile phone..."

"Now I don't want to alarm you, but are you familiar with the term 'On the scrapheap'!"

Fight on the top

'We think a lot alike - and that threatens my uniqueness to this company.'

People hanging on to the horns of the raging bull of 'Business'

'I take it we won the business, then?'

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

Star Executive

Please seat to be weighted.

Workers' Rights

"I came, I saw I takeovered."

"Haaaaah. . . . Back to the office. Better put on my happy face. . ."

Company Performance - Bonus Scheme

"Now, are you here to see the top dog or the queen bee?"

'I like to end these meetings with a group hug, if you'll step out of the cubicles.'

'This job is the cutting edge of female multi-tasking. We need you to perform as if headed for the top. We also need you to never actually get there.'

'I didn't spend $49.95 on this answering machine to have you just hang up so leave a message!'

"Until you've replaced, you're irreplaceable in this company."

"And yet that's exactly what I'd like to be doing."

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-Board. One of you will be President.'