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"It's all a matter of planning...."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

Lethal Presentation

Nerd tryouts.

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Failure/Due Diligence

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

"We've invented a new word!"

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'No, copyright does not mean you have the right to copy it.'

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

'Dear, the good doctor appears to have misplaced my file. Can you fax over your copy?'

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"No, you can't ask Alexa a quick question. This is a test, so you're on your own."

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

Fed up with unnecessary bureaucracy?...what people don't appreciate is that if they don't fill out their C90D then how can we POSSIBLY know how many C90ds there ARE!

Scenes we'd most like to see...

'The contracts look good. Why don't you have your disgusting pests call my disgusting pests.'

In one ear/Out the other.

"It's a dog-eat-dog economy. And I'm the Doberman."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract..."

Cartoon Editor: No, No, No, No, No, No, Maybe.

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy."

'I spent today with out spindoctor, and boy, am I dizzy.'

'And this is the secret of how our company gets through hard times: we grow all our own food!'

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

Keep it simple