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'I hate toask again, but what is it I'm supposed to be looking for?'

"Do you know where the papers are on the Babcock contract or did you file them?"

Signs for all occasions: Always Plan Ahead.

Paperless Office

Derision/Leader/Respect

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

'We believe in using performance-enhancing drugs here.. they're called bonuses.'

'It's new from British Telecom...a telephone ignoring machine.'

Supply Chain

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

'We've decided to upgrade your position with a new version 2.0 employee.'

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

A catch-all is born.

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

"I'd consider taking out this appendix you'renot using and greatly expanding your kidney area."

'The town I grew up in was so affluent they used to close the schools in honor of options expiration day.'

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also beating the spread."

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

"It's an alert from my smart desk. It wants me to go paperless because it can no longer bear the weight of all the paper I use."

Mysterious installation of Mr. Pinch