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Genetic Food or Organic Food.

The Jeopardy of Progress

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

'We believe in using performance-enhancing drugs here.. they're called bonuses.'

"Maybe we should have another look at the 'business as usual' idea."

Supply Chain

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

'You may have found more new customers than the other salesmen, but your profits are too small! Stop just pulling in peanuts, Barry!'

'You've been rearranging the furniture again, haven't you?'

"It's a terrific space, Tony—but do you think the TV will fit?"

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

The Devolution of Man

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

'Gentlemen, we make money the old-fashioned way, and it's got to STOP!'

"And these are the Andersons, our tenants."

Castle Efficiency

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

'The town I grew up in was so affluent they used to close the schools in honor of options expiration day.'

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also beating the spread."

"You said to start the laundry and bathe the cat, so I thought I could save time if..."

Kids' energy levels

"That's your tiny house!"

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

'How do you like the new cubicle?' - 'Can I have my old office back please.'

Silly man ordered a bed that is too big for his room.

"Lay off the junk food, your pancreas is rusty"