Organic Living Pillows

"Since I've been using this organic stuff my potions are far more effective."

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

The Farm-To-Sofa Movement

'It's true. Since I've been using this organic stuff, my potions are far more effective.'

Bread - 'That's our new roll model!'

"Our teeth-cleaning procedure is 100% organic."

'Ethical farm - none of our produce goes to fast food outlets'.

Eco-snobs.

"Of course I wasn't exposed to harmful pesticides as a child. Funny question."

"It's not addicting, all natural, recycled and plant-based...it's cud!"

"Even the waiters here are organic."

"Have you been using that Green Shampoo again, Henry?"

At the market

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

The label on the bottle did say 'natural and organic ingredients', but THIS could not be right.

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

Meet the layer.

The Environmentalist

Cage-free eggs.

"Organic food IS quite expensive... Would anyone like another pea?"

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"Is this from the community garden? It tastes sanctimonious."

Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, the whole 100 organic truth?

'There ain't no such thing as free-range beer.'

Eco Princess

Hipster Police Department

Food Pyramid.

Interconnecting grass

Flowers and lemons have been found to be the best organic air fresheners.

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

But is it organic?