Organic Foodies Pillows

(Direct to the Consumer)

"Good For You / Bad For You"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

But is it organic?

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

Eco Princess

See you at the farmers market!

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"Is the MSG local?"

All Natural Nothing

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

The Organic

"Is his nose locally grown?"

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

Stuffing the turkey.

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'Don't worry it's organic...'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'