Organic Food Vendor T-Shirts

"Sure it costs more. We have to squash bugs by hand."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

But is it organic?

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

All Natural Nothing

"Is the MSG local?"

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"It's probably just seasonal."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

What are we doing today? Installing raised beds. Then we'll plant them for a couple who want organic vegetables. Brilliant, Dad. Tree's Tree Nursery. You take the hard work out of gardening. Right. And give it to me! Right again!

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

The Organic

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'