Organic Food Vendor Mugs

"Sure it costs more. We have to squash bugs by hand."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

But is it organic?

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

All Natural Nothing

"Is the MSG local?"

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"It's probably just seasonal."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

The Organic

"Make me one with everything!"

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

Stuffing the turkey.